Getting Older

"On Getting Older"

An elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems
for a number of years. He went to the doctor and the
doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing
aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100%.

The elderly gentleman went back in a month to the
doctor and the doctor said, "Your hearing is perfect.
Your family must be really pleased that you can hear again."

The gentleman replied, "Oh, I have not told my family
yet. I just sit around and listen to the conversations.
I have changed my will three times!"

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"New Born"

Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center
were sitting on a bench under a tree when one
turns to the other and says, "Slim, I am 83 years
old now and I am just full of aches and pains. I
know you are about my age. How do you feel?"

Slim says, "I feel just like a new born baby."

"Really! Like a new born baby?"

"Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants."
Received on Tue May 6 08:10:51 2008