A Nice Wholesome Old Fashioned Story

"A Nice Wholesome Old Fashioned Story"

Donald Duck and Daisy Duck were spending
the night together in a hotel room and Donald
wanted to have $ex with Daisy.

The first thing Daisy asked was, 'Do you have a c*ndom?'

Donald frowned and said, 'No.'

Daisy told Donald that if he didn't get a c*ndom,
they could not have sex. 'Maybe they sell them
at the front desk,' she suggested.

So Donald went down to the lobby and asked
the hotel clerk if they had rubbers.'Yes, we do,'
the clerk said and pulled one out from under
the counter and gave it to Donald.

The clerk asked, 'Would you like me to put that on your bill?'

'No!' Donald quacked, 'What kind of a pervert do you think I am?'
Received on Thu Mar 27 07:50:14 2008