Bubba At The Revival

"Bubba At The Revival"

Bubba goes to the revival and listens to the preacher.

After a while, the preacher asks anyone with
needs to come forward and be prayed over.

Bubba gets in line and when it's his turn the preacher says,

"Bubba, what you want me to pray about?"

Bubba says, "Preacher, I need you to pray for my hearing."

So the preacher puts one finger in Bubba's ear
and the other hand on top of his head and prays
a while. After a few minutes, he removes his
hands and says, "Bubba, how's your hearing now?"

Bubba says, "I don't know preacher, the court
date is not until next Wednesday."

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"Lumber"

A new convert to Catholicism decided to go to
confession to deal with his transgression. In the
confessional, he told the priest that he had sinned.

"What was your sin, my son?" asked the priest.

"I stole some lumber, Father," replied the man.

"How much lumber did you steal?" asked the priest.

"Father, I built my German Shepherd dog a nice new doghouse."

The priest replied, "Well, that's not so bad."

The man continued, "Father, I also built myself a 4-car garage."

"Well, now, that's a little more serious."

"Father, there's more. In addition to the doghouse,
the 4-car garage, I also built a 5 bedroom, 4 bath house!"

With a pause, the priest finally spoke. "That is a
little more serious. I'm afraid you'll have to make a novena."

"Father, I'm not sure what a novena is, but if you've
got the blueprints, I've got the lumber!"
Received on Thu Mar 27 07:52:07 2008