Dictionary Of Dating, Part II

"Dictionary Of Dating"
Part II

FRIEND a member of the opposite sex in your
acquaintance who has some flaw which makes
sleeping with him/her totally unappealing.

INDIFFERENCE a woman's feeling towards
a man, which is interpreted to by the man as
"playing hard to get."

INTERESTING a word a man uses to
describe a woman who lets him do all the talking.

IRRITATING HABIT what the endearing little
qualities that initially attract two people to
each other turn into after a few months together.

LAW OF RELATIVITY how attractive a given
person appears to be is directly proportionate
to how unattractive your date is.

NYMPHOMANIAC a man's term for a woman
who wants to have sex more often than he does.

SOBER condition in which it is almost
impossible to fall in love,
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