The Law Suit

"The Law Suit"

A woman walks into her boss's office with this complaint:

"All the other women in the office are suing you for sexual harassment.

"Since you haven't sexually harassed me, I'm suing you for discrimination."

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"Lawyer's Kindness"

One afternoon, a wealthy lawyer was riding in the
back of his limousine when he saw two men
eating grass by the road-side. He ordered his
driver to stop, and he got out to investigate.

"Why are you eating grass?" he asked one man.

"We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied.

"Oh, well, you can come with me to my house," instructed the lawyer.

"But, sir, I have a wife and two children with me!"

"Bring them along!" replied the lawyer.

He turned to the other man and said: "You come with us, too."

"But I have a wife and six children," the second man answered.

"Bring them as well" replied the lawyer.

They all climbed into the car, which was no easy
task, even for a car as large as the limousine.
Once underway, one of the poor fellows says:
"Sir you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you."

The lawyer replied: "Glad to do it. You'll love my
place; the grass is almost a foot tall."
Received on Fri Mar 21 07:16:21 2008