Lost & Found

"Lost & Found"

One weekend my wife and I visited a shop in
Maine. Arriving home, we realized we'd left
our camera in the store. We returned a few
weeks later, and sure enough, the clerk had
the camera.

When we developed the film, two extra photos
turned up. One was of a man standing outside
the store holding a hand-lettered sign: "I Found
Your Camera."

The second showed another gentleman with
a sign: "I Took His Picture."

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"Visit to NYC"

Chris: How was your trip to New York?

Brian: Well, a mugger stopped me and said,
"Gimme your money, or I'll blow your brains out."

Chris: What did you do?

Brian: I told him to go ahead and shoot. He was
so shocked, he ran away.

Chris: Wow! He told you to give him your money
or he'd blow your brains out, and you told him to go
ahead and shoot??

Brian: Yeah. You don't need brains to live in
New York, but you can't get along without money.
Received on Thu Mar 20 07:57:00 2008