Dictionary Of Dating, Part I

"Dictionary Of Dating"
Part I

ATTRACTION the act of associating horniness
with a particular person.

LOVE AT 1st SIGHT what occurs when two
extremely horny, but not entirely choosy people meet.

DATING the process of spending enormous
amounts of money, time, and energy to get
better acquainted with a person whom you
don't especially like in the present and will
learn to like a lot less in the future.

BIRTH CONTROL avoiding pregnancy through
such tactics as swallowing special pills,
inserting a diaphragm, using a condom, and
dating repulsive men.

EASY a term used to describe a woman who
has the sexual morals of a man.

EYE CONTACT a method utilized by a single
woman to communicate to a man that she is
interested in him. Despite being advised to
do so, many women have difficulty looking a
man directly in the eyes, not necessarily due
to the shyness, but usually due to the fact that
a woman's eyes are not located in her chest.
Received on Thu Mar 20 07:55:36 2008