Great Hearing Aid

"Great Hearing Aid"

A man was telling his neighbor in Sun City Center,
"I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four
thousand dollars, but it's state of the art.

It's perfect."

"Really," answered the neighbor. "What kind is it?"

"Twelve thirty."

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"Physical"

Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor
at the local Medical Clinic to get a physical.

A few days later the doctor saw Morris walking
down the street with a gorgeous young woman
on his arm.

A couple of days later the doctor spoke to Morris
and said, "You're really doing great, aren't you?"

"Just doing what you said, Doc: 'Get a hot
mamma and be cheerful.'" Morris replied.

To which doctor said, "I didn't say that, Morris.
I said, 'You've got a heart murmur, be careful!"
Received on Thu Mar 13 07:18:53 2008