The Benefits Of Older Women, Part III

"The Benefits Of Older Women"
Part III

An older woman will agree to go to McDonald's
with you for a meal. Younger women are too
nervous to eat anything in front of somebody
that they might possibly boff later.

Older women are dignified. They are beyond
having a screaming match with you in the middle
of the night in a public park.

Older women are experienced. They understand
that sometimes, after 12 beers, a boy just can't
get it up. A younger woman may need some
time to grasp this fact.

An older woman has lots of girlfriends.

.. and most of them will want to screw you too.

An older woman will always meet the minimum
height requirement to go on an amusement ride.

An older woman will never accuse you of stealing
the best years of her youth because chances are
someone else has stolen them first.

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Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of
reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For
every stunning, smart, well-coifed, hot woman over
40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants
making a fool of himself with some 22-year old
waitress. Ladies, I apologize.

For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when
you can get the milk for free?", here's an update for
you. Nowadays, 80% of women are against marriage.
Why? Because women realize it's not worth buying
an entire pig just to get a little sausage!
Received on Thu Mar 13 07:18:00 2008