The Benefits Of Older Women, Part II

"The Benefits Of Older Women"
Part II

An older woman will never get pregnant and then
suddenly demand that the two of you get married.
In fact, if you impregnate an older woman, you will
probably be the last to know...

Older women have jobs with dental plans. Younger
women can't help you when your teeth get knocked
out playing hockey.

An older woman will never accuse you of "using
her." She's using you!

Older women take charge of the situation. An older
woman will call you up and ask you for a date. A
younger woman will wait forever, by the phone,
for you to call...

Older women know how to cook. Young women
know how to dial Pizza Hut Take out.

An older woman will introduce you to all of her
girlfriends. A younger woman will avoid her
girlfriends when she's with you, in case you
get any ideas...

Older women are psychic. You never have to
confess to having an affair, because somehow
they always know.

Older women often own an interesting collection
of lingerie that they have acquired from admirers
over the years. Young women often don't wear
underwear at all, thus practically eliminating all
possibility of a strip-tease.

Older women know what Kegel exercises are.
Received on Wed Mar 12 04:54:51 2008