Going to Phoenix

"Going to Phoenix"

On the way back to New York as I was sitting
in the Phoenix airport, they announced that
the flight to Vegas was full. The airline was
looking for volunteers to give up their seats.

In exchange, they'd give you a $100 voucher
for your next flight and a first class seat in the
plane leaving an hour later. About eight people
ran up to the counter to take advantage of the offer.

About 15 seconds later all eight of those people
sat down grumpily as the lady behind the ticket
counter said, "If there is anyone else OTHER
than the flight crew who'd like to volunteer, please
step forward..."

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"Crossing Deer"

A crew of highway maintenance workers were
sent to repair some road signs that vandals
had knocked down in a forested area. The first
one they put back up was a symbol warning of
a deer crossing.

As they moved down the road to repair the next
sign, one member, of the crew looked back and
spotted a deer running across the highway. He
turned to a co-worker and said,

"I wonder how long he's been waiting to cross?"
Received on Wed Mar 12 04:53:46 2008