Rye Bread

"Rye Bread"

Two older guys, one 80 and one 87, were sitting
on their usual park bench one morning. The 87
year old had just finished his morning jog and
wasn't even short of breath. The 80 year old was
amazed at his friend's stamina and asked him
what he did to have so much energy. The 87
year old said, "Well, I eat rye bread every day. It
keeps your energy level high and you'll have great
stamina with the ladies."

So, on the way home, the 80 year old stops at the
bakery. As he was looking around, the lady asked
if he needed any help.

He said, "Do you have any rye bread?"

She said, "Yes, there's a whole shelf of it. Would you like some?"

He said, "I want 5 loaves."

She said, "My goodness, 5 loaves.. by the time
you get to the 5th loaf, it'll be hard"

He replied, "I can't believe it, everybody in the world
knows about this but me!"
Received on Fri Mar 14 00:56:44 2008