Moving to Arizona

"Moving to Arizona"

At the urging of his doctor, John moved to Arizona.

After settling in, he met a neighbor who was also
an older man.

"Say, my doctor recommended I move here for my
health. Is this really a good place to live?"

"It sure is," the man replied. "When I first arrived
here I couldn't say one word. I had hardly any hair
on my head. I didn't have the strength to walk
across a room and I had to be lifted out of bed."

"That's wonderful!" said John. "How long have
you been here?"

"I was born here."

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"Trip to Alaska"

A friend and his wife were considering
traveling to Alaska for a trip that the husband
had long dreamed of taking.

He kept talking about how great it would be
to stay in a log cabin without electricity, to
hunt moose, and drive a dog team instead of a car.

"If we decided to live there permanently, away
from civilization, what would you miss the most?"
he asked his wife.

She replied, "You."
Received on Thu Jun 19 00:19:36 2008