Job Offer

"Job Offer"

A young man goes into the Job Centre in Worcester
MA, and sees a card advertising for a Gynecologist's

Assistant. Interested he goes to learn more, "Can
you give me some more details about this?" he asks
the guy behind the desk.

The Job Centre man sorts through his files & replies -
"Oh yes here it is: The job entails you getting the lady
patients ready for the gynecologist. You have to help
them out of their underwear, lie them down and
carefully wash their genital regions. You then apply
shaving foam and gently shave off all their pubic hair
then rub in soothing oils so that they're ready for the
gynecologist's examination.

There's an annual salary of $45,000, but you're going
to have to go to Providence RI. That's about 100 miles
from here."

"Oh why, is that where the job's at?"

"No sir - that's where the end of the line is!"
Received on Thu Jun 19 00:17:59 2008