Bad Drummer

"The Drummer"

A drummer, tired of being ridiculed by his peers,
decides to learn how to play some "real" musical
instruments. He goes to a music store, walks in,
approaches the store clerk, and says,

"I'll take that red trumpet over there and that accordion."

The store clerk looks at him a bit funny, and replies,

"OK, you can have the fire extinguisher
but the radiator's got to stay."

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"Bad Drummer"

As a nightclub owner, I hired a pianist and a
drummer to entertain my customers. After
several performances, I discovered the drummer
had walked away with some of my valuables. I
notified police, who arrested him.

Desperate for another drummer, I called a friend
who knew some musicians. "What happened
to the drummer you had?" he asked me.

"I had him arrested," I replied.

My friend paused for a second and asked, "How
badly did he play?"
Received on Thu Jun 19 07:05:57 2008