Delivery Foes

"Delivery Foes"

In my job with a delivery company, I was getting
phone directions to a customer's home. The
woman very specifically said,

"From the main road in the center of town go
two lights. Look for the post office. Turn left
onto the next street. Go 1.3 miles. Drive past
one red hydrant and then take the next right.
Go 50 yards. My driveway is the second on
the right, and the number is on the mailbox."

As I entered the information into the computer, I asked,

"What color is your house?"

The woman paused a second and said,

"Hold on. I'll go check."
Received on Fri Jun 13 06:36:37 2008