Induction Physical

"Induction Physical"

When his son refused to get a job, his father
insisted he join the army. At the induction physical,
the medical doctor directed the reluctant recruit to
read the eye chart across the room.

"What chart doc?" the young man asked.

'The one on the wall!' The doctor said.

"What wall?

Sensing he had a deadbeat on his hands, the
doctor asked his beautiful nurse to strip and walk
into the room naked.

"What do you see now, son?"

"Doc, I can't see a thing, I'm must be blind as a bat."

"Well, you may not see anything," the doctor said,
"but your dick is pointing straight toward Fort
Benning, GA!

"Welcome to the U.S. ARMY my boy!"
Received on Thu Jun 12 00:35:12 2008