Celebrating

"Celebrating"

A married couple in their early 60s was celebrating
their 35th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.

Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table saying,
 
"For being such an exemplary married couple and
for being loving to each other for all this time, I will
grant you each a wish."

"Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband."

The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! two tickets
for the Queen Mary II appeared in her hands..

The husband thought for a moment: "Well, this is
all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will
never come again. I'm sorry my love, but my wish
is to have a wife 30 years younger than me."

The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed,
but a wish is a wish.

So the fairy waved her magic wand and - poof!
the husband became 92 years old.

The moral of this story:
Men who are ungrateful bastards should
remember that the fairies are female!
Received on Fri Jul 11 00:54:57 2008