"Departed"
Every weekend before she went out on a date,
the young girl was told by her mother,
"Remember dear, when he tries to touch you
a certain way, a girl's best friends are her legs."
Much to her mother's dismay however, several
weeks later her daughter announced that she
was pregnant. "What! How did it happen?
Didn't I tell you that your best friends are your legs?"
"You did, Mama," she replied. "But there comes
a time when even best friends must part."
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