"Southern Ten Commandments"
Some folks have trouble with all those 'shalls'
and 'shall nots' in the Ten Commandments.
They just ain't used to talkin' in those terms.
The Hillbilly's Ten Commandments
(Actually posted on the wall at Cross Trails
Church in Harland City, KY.)
(1) Just one God
(2) Honor yer Ma & Pa
(3) No tellin' tales or gossipin'
(4) Git yourself to Sunday meetin'
(5) Put nothin' before God
(6) No foolin' around with another feller's gal
(7) No killin'
(8) Watch yer mouth
(9) Don't take what ain't yers
(10) Don't be hankerin' for yer buddy's stuff
Received on Thu Jul 10 07:42:45 2008