Hair Elixir

"Hair Elixir"

Richard Cooper's hair kept falling out and he
complained to his barber.

"That stuff you gave me," he cried, "is terrible!
You said two bottles of it would make me hair
grow, but nothing's happened."

"I do not understand it," said the barber. "That
is the best hair restorer made."

"Well," said Richard Cooper, "I do not mind
drinking another bottle, but it better work!"

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"Phone Problems"

Because my mother had a habit of losing her cordless
phone, I bought her a phone with a clip on it so she
could attach it directly to her belt.

A few days later, I walked into my mother's home
and found her standing in the middle of the living
room, halfway dressed. That did not strike me as
odd so much as the fact that she was holding her
pants to the side of her head and speaking into them.

"Do not look at me that way," she yelled. "The phone
started ringing and I could not figure out how to
undo this stupid clip!"
Received on Sat Jul 12 01:58:30 2008