Rain in New York City

"Rain in New York City"

A visitor to New York rushed from the airport
into a waiting taxi, trying to keep dry in the heavy downpour.

"Can you think of anything worse," grumbled
the visitor, "than raining cats and dogs in New York?"

"Sure," said the cab driver. "Hailing taxis!"

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"How The Fight Started"

I rear-ended a car this morning.

So there we are alongside the road and slowly
the driver gets out of his car . . . and you know
how you just-get-soooo-stressed that life-stuff seems to get funny?

Yeah, well, I could NOT believe it . . . he was a DWARF!

He storms over to my car, looks up at me and
says, "I AM NOT HAPPY!"

So, I look down at him and say, "Well, which one ARE you then?"

. . . and that's when the fight started . . .
Received on Wed Jan 23 07:27:35 2008