About Brooms

"About Brooms"

Two brooms were hanging in the closet and
after a while they got to know each other so
well, they decided to get married.

One broom was, of course, the bride broom,
the other the groom broom.

The bride broom looked very beautiful in her
white dress. The groom broom was handsome
and suave in his tuxedo. The wedding was lovely.

After the wedding, at the wedding dinner, the
bride-broom leaned over and said to the
groom-broom, "I think I am going to have
a little whisk broom!"

"IMPOSSIBLE !" said the groom broom.

{Are you ready for this? Brace yourself; this is going to hurt ! ! ! ! ! }

"We Haven't Even Swept Together!"
Received on Wed Jan 23 07:25:26 2008