Difference

"Difference"

Q: What is the difference between a paycheck and a penis?
A: You do not have to beg a woman to blow your paycheck.

Q: What is it called when a woman is paralyzed from the waist down?
A: Marriage!

Q: What are the small bumps around a woman's nipple for?
A: It is Braille for "Suck here."

Q: What does a 75-year-old woman have between her breasts that a 25 year
old does not?
A: Her navel.

Q: Why do women close their eyes during sex?
A: They cannot stand to see a man having a good time.

Q: If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nag you, what have
you done wrong?
A: You made her chain too long.

Q: How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None, they will just sit in the dark and complain.

Q: Why were hurricanes normally named after women?
A: When they come, they are wet and wild. However, when they leave they
take your house and car with them.

Q: What is the difference between your wife and your job?
A: After five years, your job will still suck.

Q: What is the best thing about oral sex?
A: Ten minutes of silence.
Received on Thu Jan 24 10:02:54 2008