Happy Birthday

"Happy Birthday"

Did you hear about the fellow that was talking to his
buddy, and he said, "I don't know what to get my wife
for her birthday. She has everything, and besides,
she can afford to buy anything she wants, so I'm stumped."

His buddy said, "I have an idea. Why don't you make
up a certificate saying she can have 60 minutes of
great sex, any way that she wants it. She'll probably be thrilled."

So the fellow did.

The next day his buddy asked, "Well? Did you take my suggestion?"

"Yes, I did," said the fellow.

"...And did she like it?" His buddy asked.

"Oh yes! She jumped up, thanked me, kissed me
on the forehead and ran out the door yelling,

"I'll be back in an hour!"
Received on Tue Jan 22 07:38:19 2008