Baby Stork

"Baby Stork"

Two storks are sitting in their nest: a father stork and
baby stork. The baby stork is crying and crying and
father stork is trying to calm him. "Don't worry, son.
Your mother will come back. She's only bringing
people babies and making them happy."

The next night, it's father's turn to do the job. Mother
and son are sitting in the nest, the baby stork is
crying, and mother is saying, "Son, your father will be
back as soon as possible, but now he's bringing joy
to new mommies and daddies."

A few days later, the stork's parents are desperate:
their son is absent from the nest all night! Shortly
before dawn, he returns and the parents ask him
where he's been all night.

The baby stork says, "Nowhere. Just scaring
the crap out of college students!"
Received on Wed Feb 20 07:11:54 2008