Rooster Pride

"Rooster Pride"

A pastor was invited by a member of his
congregation to their farm home for dinner.

They had just finished an excellent meal of
chicken and dumplings when the pastor
noticed a rooster strutting through the yard.

"That's certainly a proud-looking rooster,"
the pastor commented.

"Yes, sir," replied the farmer. "He has reason
to be proud. One of his sons just entered the ministry!"

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"The Pope and Hillary"

The Pope and Hillary Rodham Clinton (HRC) are
on the same stage in front of a huge crowd.

'Her Majesty' and His Holiness, however, have seen
it all before, so to make it a little more interesting,
the senator says to the Pope, "Did you know that
with just one little wave of my hand I can make
every Democrat in the crowd go wild?"

He doubts it, so she shows him. Sure enough, the
wave elicits rapture and cheering from every
democrat in the crowd. Gradually, the cheering subsides.

The Pope, not wanting to be out done by such a level
of arrogance, considers what he could do. "That was
impressive. But did you know that with just one little
wave of MY hand I can make EVERY person in the
crowd go crazy with joy? This joy will not be a momentary
display like that of your subjects, but will go deep into
their hearts, and they will forever speak of this day and rejoice."

The senator seriously doubts this, and says so. "One
little wave of your hand and all people will rejoice
forever? Show me."

So the Pope slapped her.
Received on Wed Feb 20 07:12:59 2008