First Date

"Ready for a Date"

After waiting more than an hour and a half
for her date, the young lady decided she had
been stood up.

Exasperated, she changed from her dinner
dress into pajamas and slippers, fixed some
popcorn and resigned herself to an evening of TV.

No sooner had she flopped down in front of
the TV than her door bell rang. There stood her date.

He took one look at her and gasped, "I'm
two hours late - and you're still not ready?"

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"First Date"

A long, long time ago, in a place far, far away,
a lonely guy was on his first date with a girl.

Yessir,... it was his first date EVER, and he was
very anxious. His id was in control, and his thoughts
were dominated with hopes of carnal pleasures.

In his anticipation, he lost all control before they
had even arrived at the restaurant. He told her, "I'll
give you twenty dollars if you let me pull over and
feel your breasts."

The young woman thought carefully about his offer.
She considered his reputation, and she considered
her attraction toward him. She even took out her
purse and checked her finances, counting every penny.

And then she said:

"I'll give you $9.83 if you'll take me straight
home and never tell anyone I went out with you!"
Received on Thu Feb 14 06:56:02 2008