Things Men Shouldn't, Part II

From: unicorn <unicorn_at_indenial.com>
Date: Fri Feb 15 2008 - 08:04:15 EST

"Things Men Shouldn't Say After Sex"
Part II

o "Do you know what a 'douche' is?"

o "Maybe if you did some pushups, your boobs would grow."

o "I want you to try some of MY deodorant."

o "I'm not into relationships. Can't we just screw, like every Tuesday
night or something?"

o "Maybe if you lost some weight, I could get it all the way in!"

o "I never saw a girl with hairy tits before!"

o "I've been getting these little blisters lately...."

o "You wanna do those dishes before you leave?"

o "You should go wash that, the cabbie will think something DIED in there!"
Received on Fri Feb 15 08:04:15 2008

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