Things Men Shouldn't, Part I

"Things Men Shouldn't Say After Sex"
Part I

o "I was kidding about being sterile, you know."

o "Do you always f*rt like that when someone shoves it in?"

o "How come it's so BIG in there?"

o "You've done this with a lotta guys before---right?"

o "Next time I come over, don't bother with the underwear,... OK?"

o (Sniff, sniff) "Is that CAT food?"

o (Yelling) "OK guys, it's a wrap, cut, and print it!!"

o "You are great in bed, but your sister gives better head!"

o "My first wife was prettier, but you can screw a lot better."
Received on Thu Feb 14 06:55:00 2008