Things You'll Never Hear A Woman Say, Part III

"Things You'll Never Hear A Woman Say"
Part III

o I understand.

o You don't swear enough.

o I love it when you finger me while you drive.

o Let's stay at that dirty, old motel on the highway.
It's cheaper and we can spend the money we save on beer.

o Don't fix the toilet, I'll just keep going in the bushes outside.

o Sure, you can wear your old work boots at our wedding. They go with
anything.

o I think I'll call him up and ask him out.

o Sleeping with all the guys on the softball team
doesn't make that girl a sl*t! She's just really friendly.

o I f*rted again. Lift the covers so we can smell it.

o Don't dirty a knife or fork, eat with your hands like me.

o Oh yeah,... *any* hole you want!!!
Received on Wed Feb 13 04:24:11 2008