Thermometer Update

"Nuns & Beer"

Two nuns were shopping in a food store and
happened to be passing the beer and liquor
section. One asks the other if she would like
a beer. The other nun answered that would
be good, but that she would feel uncomfortable
about purchasing it.

The first nun said that she would handle it and
picked up a six pack and took it to the cashier.

The cashier had a surprised look and the first
nun said, "The beer is for washing our hair."

The cashier, without blinking an eye, reached
under the counter and put a package of pretzels
in the bag with the beer.

"Here you go, sister," she said, "don't forget the curlers."

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"Thermometer Update"

When you have an 'I Hate My Job' day,
[even if retired you have those sometimes] try this:

On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy
and go to the thermometer section and purchase
a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson

Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home,
lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect
the phone so you will not be disturbed.

Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in
your favorite chair. Open the package and remove
the thermometer. Now, carefully place it on a table
or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken.

Now the fun part begins.

Take out the literature from the box and read it
carefully. You will notice that in small print there
is a statement: 'Every Rectal Thermometer made
by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested and then sanitized. '

Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times,
'I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer
quality control department at Johnson & Johnson.'

Remember, There Is Always Someone Else With
A Job That Is More Of A Pain In The Butt Than Yours!
Received on Tue Feb 12 06:33:45 2008