"Things You'll Never Hear A Woman Say"
Part II
o Why don't you go out with your friends
to see the strippers tonight?
o I could never be with any other man, but
I don't mind at all if you see other women.
o I insist that you always put your mother
before me.
o I love a good cigar after sex
o I think we should spend our life savings
and buy a big, old bass boat.
o Move over, I'm driving. I love city traffic.
o The smell of oil and gas makes me horny.
Let's do it on the workbench.
o That porn star Dixie Dynamite sounds like
one heads-up chick.
I wish I could meet her one day.
o It's so romantic when you pull out and cum
on my back.
o Let's skip that stage show with Antonio
Banderas and go watch the Tyson fight at a bar.
o That shirt doesn't smell bad enough to need
washing. Wear it again today.
o Your buddies tell the best stories.
I could listen to them all day.
Received on Tue Feb 12 06:34:32 2008
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