Things You'll Never Hear.., Part II

From: unicorn <unicorn_at_indenial.com>
Date: Tue Feb 12 2008 - 06:34:31 EST

"Things You'll Never Hear A Woman Say"
Part II

o Why don't you go out with your friends
to see the strippers tonight?

o I could never be with any other man, but
I don't mind at all if you see other women.

o I insist that you always put your mother
before me.

o I love a good cigar after sex

o I think we should spend our life savings
and buy a big, old bass boat.

o Move over, I'm driving. I love city traffic.

o The smell of oil and gas makes me horny.
Let's do it on the workbench.

o That porn star Dixie Dynamite sounds like
one heads-up chick.
I wish I could meet her one day.

o It's so romantic when you pull out and cum
on my back.

o Let's skip that stage show with Antonio
Banderas and go watch the Tyson fight at a bar.

o That shirt doesn't smell bad enough to need
washing. Wear it again today.

o Your buddies tell the best stories.
I could listen to them all day.
Received on Tue Feb 12 06:34:32 2008

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