A Serious Question

"A Serious Question"

Dear Abby,

I've never written to you before, but I really need
your advice on what could be a crucial decision.

I've suspected for some time now that my wife
has been cheating on me. The usual signs...
phone rings, but if I answer, the caller hangs up.
My wife has been going out with the girls a lot
recently, although when I ask their names she
always says, "Just some friends from work,
you don't know them."

I sometimes stay awake to look out for her cab
coming home, but she always comes walking
up the drive as I hear the sound of a car leaving,
around the corner, as if she has gotten out and
walked the rest of the way. Why? Maybe she
wasn't in a taxi at all?

I once picked up her cell phone, just to see what
time it was. This caused her to go completely
berserk. She quickly snatched the phone out of
my hand and cursed me hysterically, screaming
that I should never touch her personal property,
then accused me of trying to spy on her.

Anyway, I have never broached the subject with
my wife. I think deep down I just didn't want to
know the truth, but last night she went out again
and I decided to really check on her. I decided I
was going to park my Harley Davidson Lowrider
next to the garage and then hide behind it so I
could get a good view of the street around the
corner when she came home. It was at that
moment, crouching behind my motorcycle that
I noticed a small amount of motor oil leaking
through the gasket between the rear head and
rocker arm cover.

So... is this something I can easily repair myself
or do you think I should take it back to the dealer?
Received on Mon Feb 11 18:50:04 2008