Things You'll Never Hear A Woman Say, Part I

From: unicorn <unicorn_at_indenial.com>
Date: Mon Feb 11 2008 - 18:45:43 EST

"Things You'll Never Hear A Woman Say"
Part I

o Could our relationship be more physical? I'm tired of just being friends.

o Go ahead and leave the seat up.

o I think hairy butts are really sexy.

o Hey, get a whiff of that one.

o Please don't throw that old t-shirt away, the holes in the armpit are
just too cute.

o This diamond is way too big.

o I won't even put my lips on that thing unless I get to swallow.

o Wow, it really is 14 inches!

o Does this make my butt look too small?

o I'm wrong, you must be right again.

o I think belching is really sexy.

o Sure, I'd love for us to have three-way sex with my best friend.
Received on Mon Feb 11 18:45:43 2008

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