Christmas for Lawyers

"Christmas for Lawyers"*

*It is Christmas eve. A burglar breaks into the
home of a prominent local lawyer. He takes the
lawyer's Christmas gifts from under the tree
leaving the packages for the wife and children
alone. As he is leaving the house,
he is apprehended by a policeman.

He confesses to what he has done but tells
the policeman that he can't be arrested.

The policeman asks why, and he responds,

"Because the law states that I'm entitled to
the presents of an attorney."

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"Christmas Banner"*

*A church was preparing for Christmas services.
The pastor decided he wanted a banner made
for the entryway and had a parishioner call the sign company.

The parishioner told the man on the phone the
message he wanted and the dimensions needed for the entryway.

The sign came back a few days later...

"Unto Mary Jesus was born, six feet long and two feet wide."
Received on Mon Dec 15 19:06:22 2008