Hot Breakfast

"Hot Breakfast"*

*A couple had been married for 50 years. They
were sitting at the breakfast table one morning
when the wife says, "Just think, fifty years ago
we were sitting here at this breakfast table together."

"I know," the old man said. "We were probably
sitting here naked as a jaybird fifty years ago."

"Well," Granny snickered. "Let's relive some old times."

Where upon, the two stripped to the buff and sat
down at the table. "You know, honey," the little
old lady breathlessly replied,

"My nipples are as hot for you today as they were fifty years ago."

"I wouldn't be surprised," replied Gramps. "One's
in your coffee and the other is in your oatmeal."
Received on Mon Dec 15 19:02:41 2008