101 Lies Men Tell Women, Part V

"101 Lies Men Tell Women"*

*81. You're the only reason I've worked so hard.

82. If I didn't have all this work, you know I'd go with you and the
kids to your mom's.

83. No one's ever turned me on like you do.

84. My boss says there's nothing to worry about.

85. I'll never tell.

86. Relax, she's just a friend.

87. This is just a temporary separation until we get things worked out.

88. Your hair (dress, outfit) looks fantastic.

89. It was just sex - it didn't mean a thing.

90. Of course I'm listening to what you're saying.

91. Come on in and we'll just cuddle for a few minutes.

92. No, I don't think you're fat.

93. You're the woman I should have married.

94. I'm going to be focusing on my work for a while now.

95. I guarantee you, I'm not the father.

96. Your having kids has nothing to do with my not wanting to get married.

97. I'm not ashamed of the way you talk (look, act, etc.)

98. It's nothing personal; I just don't like sharing my living space
with someone.

99. This time I'm really serious.

100. Honestly, honey, it's just for the guys - none of the wives go to
the conference.

101. I'll always take care of you.
Received on Mon Dec 15 19:01:41 2008