The Good Samaritan

"The Good Samaritan"

A Sunday school teacher was telling her
class the story of the Good Samaritan, in
which a man was beaten, robbed and left for dead.

She described the situation in vivid detail so
her students would catch the drama.

Then she asked the class, "If you saw a person
lying on the roadside all wounded and bleeding,
what would you do?"

A thoughtful little girl broke the hushed silence.
"I think I'd throw up."

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"A Little Snow Problem"

There was a little boy in kindergarten. He cried,
so the teacher asked him what was wrong.

He sobbed, "I can't find my boots."

The teacher looked around the classroom and
saw a pair of boots, "Are these yours?"

"No, they're not mine," the boy shook his head.
The teacher and the boy searched all over the classroom for his boots.

Finally, the teacher gave up, "Are you SURE those boots are not yours?"

"I'm sure," the boy sobbed, "mine have snow on them."
Received on Tue Dec 9 06:28:07 2008