Inappropriate Christmas Gifts

"Inappropriate Christmas Gifts"*

*Li'l Naturalist Hornet Farm.

The Duncan Yo -- Goes down, never comes back. Teaches children about
warranties.

5,200 Pick Up -- a jumbo deck of cards that lets kids play a larger
version of their favorite game.

The "Learn About Puberty Chia Pet"

Supersoaker 9000:
For use on those hard to reach targets;
NFL referees, low flying planes, and many more.
At close range it can strip paint, clean rusty grills, and dig utility
trenches.

The Laff-O-Minit Spellin' Tootor.

Doggie Dentist -- Kids learn about dentistry on the family pooch.

Cuisin-Art -- Turns mommy's food processor into a spinning paint tool.

Water Retention Wanda -- Teaches kids the principles of the calendar.

Chocolate Covered Lead Soldiers.

Islamic Strip Poker -- lose a hand, lose a hand.

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"Top Ten Things To Say About A Christmas Gift You Don't Like"*

*10. Hey! There's A Gift!

9. Well, Well, Well ...

8. Boy, If I Had Not Recently Shot Up 4 Sizes That Would've Fit.

7. This Is Perfect For Wearing Around The Basement.

6. Gosh. I Hope This Never Catches Fire! It Is FireSeason Though. There
Are Lots Of Unexplained Fires.

5. If The Dog Buries It, I'll Be Furious!

4. I Love It -- But I Fear The Jealousy It Will Inspire.

3. Sadly, Tomorrow I Enter The Federal Witness Protection Program.

2. To Think -- I Got This The Year I Vowed To Give All My Gifts To Charity.

And The Number One Thing To Say About A Christmas Gift You Don't Like:

1. "I Really Don't Deserve This."
Received on Tue Dec 9 06:26:40 2008