Contemporary Latin Phrases

"Contemporary Latin Phrases"*

*"Domino vobiscum."
The pizza guy is here.

"Auda similarum ad seattles."
They all sound just like Pearl Jam.

"Sharpei diem."
Seize the wrinkled dog.

"Nucleo predicus dispella conducticus."
Remove foil before microwaving.

"Il guyus nissanem iste ickye."
That Nissan guy gives me the creeps.

"Bodicus mutilatimus, unemploymi ad infinitum."
Better take the nose ring out before the job interview.

"Minutus cantorum, minutus balorum, minutus carborata descendum pantorum."
A little song, a little dance, a little seltzer down your pants.

"Motorolus interruptus."
Hold on, I'm going into a tunnel.

"Veni, vidi, Pesci."
I came, I saw, I moidered da bum.

"Revelare Pecunia!"
Show Me The Money!

"Ignoramus microsoftis multa pecunia dat."
Yeah, where DO I want to go today?

"Sic semper tyrannus."
Your dinosaur is ill.

"No Quid Pro Quo."
I'm Sorry, We're All Out of Quid.

"Cavaeat humanus sic tofu burritus e toga."
Beware of the man with a tofu burrito in his toga.

"Nunc Tutus Exitus Computarus."
It's Now Safe To Turn Off Your Computer.

"Veni, Vidi, Velcro"
I came; I saw; I stuck around.

"Veni, Vidi, Visa"
I came; I saw; I went shopping.

"Gloria sic in transit mundi, recuperatum tusdi'
Gloria threw up in the van but was OK next day

"Illegitimo nil carborundum."
Don't let the b'stards grind you down.

"Larry Volcanis Eruptis "
Larry puked in the fish tank

"Veni ac tenta si te fortiorum credis"
Come & have a go if you think you're hard enough.

"Quad erat demonstrandum"
That's how Ozzie fell off his bike

"Ipso Fatso"
There's that guy in the Fiat Panda again.

"Per Se"
Oh you know him?

"Non Sequitur"
Yes he used to be a gardener but he gave it up.

"Nota Bene"
Too poorly paid

"Per Ardua ad Astra"
Never mind, if he works hard enough he might be able to upgrade the
Panda soon.

"Res ipsa loquitur"
All talk OR Move along. Nothing to see here.

"Et tu, pluribus unum?"
The government just stabbed me in the back!
Received on Thu Dec 11 08:39:07 2008