Car Accident

"Pulled Over"*
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A policeman pulls over a driver for swerving
in and out of lanes on the highway. He tells
the guy to blow a breath into a breathalyzer.
 
"I can't do that, officer."
 
"Why not?"
 
"Because I'm an asthmatic. I could get an
asthma attack if I blow into that tube."
 
"Okay, we'll just get a urine sample down at the station."
 
"Can't do that either, officer."
 
"Why not?"
 
"Because I'm a diabetic. I could get low blood sugar if I pee in a cup."
 
"All right, we could get a blood sample."
 
"Can't do that either, officer."
 
"Why not?"
 
"Because I'm a hemophiliac. If I give blood I could die."
 
"Fine then, just walk this white line."
 
"Can't do that either, officer."
 
"Why not?"
 
"Because I'm drunk."

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"Car Accident"*
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A woman and a man are involved in a car accident.
It's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally
demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt.
 
After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says,
"So you're a man, that's interesting. I'm a woman.
Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left
but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign
from G~d that we should meet and be friends and
live together in peace for the rest of our days."
 
The man replied," I agree with you completely.
This must be a sign from G~d!"
 
The woman continued, "And look at this, there's
another miracle. My car is completely demolished
but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely G~d
wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune."
 
Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man
shakes his head in agreement, opens it and
drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman.
 
The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts
the cap back on, and hands it back to the man.
 
The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"
 
The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police..."
Received on Fri Aug 29 20:06:07 2008