Medical Shorts

"Medical Shorts"*

*Two woman were at the theater watching a
movie about a famous surgeon. One woman
leaned over to the other and whispered to
her friend: "At the prices they charge, it's no
wonder they wear masks."

A man was sitting in his hospital bed while his wife
was opening his get well cards, "This card says,
"Get Well Quick." It's from our hospitalization plan!"

Patient to his psychiatrist: "I can't help it, Doctor,
I keep thinking that my inferiority complex is bigger
and better than anyone else's."

It was the night before surgery and Mr. Greenfield
had left his dinner untouched. "At least eat your
dessert," advised his nurse, pointing to the Jello.
Greenfield shook his head. "I don't want to eat
anything more nervous than I am."

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"New Ears"*
*
A man lost both ears in an accident. No plastic
surgeon could offer him a solution.
 
He heard of a very good one in Sweden, and
went to him. The new surgeon examined him,
thought a while, and said, "yes, I can put you right."
 
After the operation, bandages off, stitches out,
he goes to his hotel. The morning after, in a
rage, he calls his surgeon, and yells,

"You swine, you gave me a woman's ears."
 
"Well, an ear is an ear. It makes no difference
whether it is a man's or a woman's."
 
"You're wrong! I hear everything, but I don't
understand a thing!"
Received on Tue Aug 26 06:40:08 2008