Poor Cinderella

"Poor Cinderella"*

*Cinderella is sitting home, crying.

A fairy flies by and hears the crying, so he decides to check it out.

He goes in and asks Cinderella: "Why are you crying?"

"Others are at the ball, but I can't go there!"

"Why?"

"I'm having my period."

"Others have periods too, but they are at the ball?"

"Yes, but I don't have a tampon!"

So the fairy gives Cinderella a golden tampon,
packed in a silver box.

Even Cinderella's mother doesn't have so beautiful tampons.

So Cinderella goes to the ball.

Later that night, past midnight, Cinderella comes
home, her legs spread wide open, like she has
given birth to five babies.

The same fairy happens to see her and asks, "What happened?"

"You didn't tell me that when it's midnight it will turn into a pumpkin!"
Received on Mon Aug 25 19:30:47 2008