"Those Dangerous Batons"
A campus biggie went out for the first time with
a vivacious little baton-twirling champion of the
college marching band, and he ended up in hospital.
"What happened, Bob?" inquired his visiting roommate.
"Let's call it a case of overreaction," groaned the patient.
"After the dance and a hamburger, we drove over and parked in Memorial
Grove.
Matters proceeded nicely, and she began to give me
a tantalizing slow hand job - but then some jerk in
the car alongside began to whistle the school fight song!"
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