Depressed Blonde

"Depressed Blonde"

A depressed blonde decided to commit
suicide by hanging herself from a tree in the park.

A little bit later, a man was walking his dog
and spotted her hanging from the tree. He
asked her what she is doing and she
replies, "I am hanging myself."

"You are supposed to put the noose around
your neck, not your waist," said the onlooker.

"I tried that," replied the blonde, "but I could not breathe."

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"Birthday Gift"

Bill meets Doug shopping at the mall and
sees he has a small gift wrapped box.

"It's my wife's birthday tomorrow." Doug
said. "Last week I asked her what she
wanted for her birthday."

"And???" Bill asked.

"Well, she said, 'Oh, I don't know just give
me something with diamonds in it'."

"So what did you get her?" asked Bill.

"I bought her a deck of cards!!"
Received on Mon Apr 14 07:00:18 2008