Daffinitions

From: unicorn <unicorn_at_indenial.com>
Date: Sun Apr 13 2008 - 08:13:38 EDT

Daffinitions:

Alarm Clock: A machine invented to scare the daylights into you.

Antique: An item your grandparents bought,
your parents got rid of, and you're buying again.

Bargain: Something that's so cheap you can't resist it,
even though you can use it and don't really want it.

Courtesy: The art of yawning with your mouth closed.

Gossipers: People who believe anything they overhear.
Received on Sun Apr 13 08:13:39 2008

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