Cardboard Men

"When Cardboard Men Come In Handy"

A car gets a flat on the interstate one day. The blonde
driver eases it over onto the shoulder of the road,
carefully steps out of the car and opens the trunk.

She takes out two cardboard men, unfolds them
and stands them at the rear of the vehicle facing
oncoming traffic. The lifelike cardboard men are
in trench coats exposing their nude bodies and
private parts to approaching drivers.

Not surprisingly, the traffic becomes snarled and backed up.

It isn't very long before a police car arrives.

The officer, clearly enraged, approaches the
blonde of the disabled vehicle yelling,
"What's going on here?"

"My car broke down, officer" says the woman calmly.

"Well, what the hell are these obscene cardboard
pictures doing here by the road?" he asks.

"Helllooooooo!!!!" says the blonde.

"Those are my emergency flashers!"
Received on Sat Apr 12 15:13:50 2008