Ten Commandments

"Ten Commandments"

The real reason that we can't have the Ten
Commandments posted in a courthouse is this:

You cannot post 'Thou Shalt Not Steal,'
'Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery,' and
'Thou Shall Not Lie' in a building full of
lawyers, judges and politicians.

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It creates a hostile work environment.

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"Ah, in that Case.."

Jack, a smart businessman, talks to his son.

Jack: I want you to marry a girl of my choice

Son : "I will choose my own bride".

Jack: "But the girl is Bill Gates's daughter."

Son : "Well, in that case..."

Next Jack approaches Bill Gates

Jack: "I have a husband for your daughter."

Bill Gates : "But my daughter is too young to marry."

Jack: "But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank."

Bill Gates : "Ah, in that case..."

Finally Jack goes to see the president of the World Bank.

Jack: "I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president."

President : "But I already have more vice-presidents than I need."

Jack: "But this young man is Bill Gates's son-in-law."

President : "Ah, in that case....."

This is how business is done...
Received on Sat Apr 12 15:16:21 2008