Insane Nuts

"Insane Nuts"

A doctor at an insane asylum decided to take
his patients to a baseball game. For weeks
in advance, he coached his patients to respond
to his commands.

When the day of the game arrived, everything
went quite well. As the National Anthem started
the doctor yelled, "Up Nuts" and the patients
complied by standing up.

After the anthem, he yelled, "Down Nuts," and they
all sat back down in their seats. After a home run
was hit, the doctor yelled, "Cheer Nuts." They all
broke out into applause and cheered.

When the umpire made a particularly bad call
against the star of the home team, the Doctor
yelled, "Booooo Nuts" and they all started booing
and cat calling.

Comfortable with their response, the doctor
decided to go get a beer and a hot dog, leaving
his assistant in charge. When he returned, there
was a riot in progress. Finding his dizzied assistant,
the doctor asked, "What in the world happened?"

The assistant replied, "Well everything was
going just fine until this guy walked by and
yelled, 'PEANUTS!'"
Received on Wed Apr 2 07:39:12 2008